Friday, May 25, 2007
The Ultimate Weight-Loss Program
Scritto da Point Dexter alle 10:30 PM
Doctor, I would like to lose weight. I'm not interested in healthy dieting, exercising, or gastro bypass surgery. Instead, I would like you to remove the following:
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- One lung
- One kidney
- Every other toe
- Every other finger
- 4.6 liters of blood
- All but 5 feet of my intestines
- My bladder