They’re everywhere: Beautiful women studying their trade. They purchase the better quality eyeliners and mascaras. They take trips to the salon, no matter the price. They say no to succulent, calorie-rich foods. They say no to cigarettes to preserve their flawless skin. These women date wealthy, gorgeous men.

Beautiful, confident women; How I admire your strength.

I put my cat on a diet. Her blob shape had me worried. Fit and obedient. Attempts to get her to obey me have been slow going. I suspect cats are a lot smarter than they lead on to be. Ignoring our commands, felines know we will surrender and give them the treat anyway.